2nd February 2013

Quote reblogged from 50 Shades of Suck with 14 notes

Jack returns after midday and tells me that New York is off for me though he is still going and there’s nothing he can do to change senior management policy. He strides into his office, slamming the door, obviously furious. Why is he so angry?

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 189.

why are you such a fucking idiot anastasia? honestly it’s like reading a stream of conscious from someone with severe behavioral disorders and no comprehension of basic human interaction.

(via 50shadesofsuck)

Tagged: fiftyshadesofgreyfiftyshadesofsuck

1st February 2013

Post reblogged from #myfriendsaremarried with 104 notes

When my married friend tells my engaged friend she’s excited to welcome her to the “married club”

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m just like…

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1st February 2013

Quote reblogged from 50 Shades of Suck with 44 notes

It’s so dark but so him.

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 178.

that’s so raven

(via 50shadesofsuck)

best. tumblr. ever.

Tagged: fiftyshadesofsuckfiftyshadesofgrey

30th January 2013

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look what i found hiding in the fridge door.

look what i found hiding in the fridge door.

Tagged: beersurprisebooze

29th January 2013

Post reblogged from #myfriendsaremarried with 210 notes

When my friend ask me if I even care about getting married one day

myfriendsaremarried:

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29th January 2013

Photo reblogged from SLAUGHTERHOUSE 90210 with 922 notes

slaughterhouse90210:

“Sometimes when I’m brushing my teeth, I’ll look at the mirror and I swear my reflection seems kind of disappointed. I realized a couple of years ago that not only am I not super-skilled at anything, I’m not even particularly good at being myself.” — Charles Yu, How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe

slaughterhouse90210:

“Sometimes when I’m brushing my teeth, I’ll look at the mirror and I swear my reflection seems kind of disappointed. I realized a couple of years ago that not only am I not super-skilled at anything, I’m not even particularly good at being myself.”
— Charles Yu, How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe

28th January 2013

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28th January 2013

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i just took back enough bottles to get a free pack of cigarettes.

i just took back enough bottles to get a free pack of cigarettes.

Tagged: lacroixdietpepsipbr

28th January 2013

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you’re/your
peek/peak/piqué
balling/bawling

should have not ‘should of’
honey not ‘hunny’


get it right.. i’m finna have a stroke over here.

Tagged: grammarbitchingfacebook

28th January 2013

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i’m more disappointed with the new last.fm scrobbler than i am with the latest itunes update.

Tagged: ituneslastfm